"Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

DIETS
"So far I've always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men at night."
Angie Dickinson, actress

"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."
Mae West

"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand"
Unknown

"To me, an airplane is a great place to diet."
Wolfgang Puck

"How long does getting thin take?"
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis, "Garfield"


Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. ~Voltaire


There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. ~Author Unknown


We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. ~Steve Elbert




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"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat.
~old New York proverb

Never anger the person who prepares your food.
~old Arab Proverb

The best things in life are sweet and chewy.

Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
~Randy Glasbergen

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
~Steven Wright